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My Best Blowjob Ever

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I was at a friend’s house a few weeks ago for this really great party. That is where I got the best blowjob I have ever had in my life. This girl had been watching me most of the night since I entered the house and I could tell that she was really into me. It was almost like a scene from one of those movies where the guy always gets the girl in the end, even though at first she hates him. But this time she was wanting me from the very beginning and I was too shy to just go up and talk to her.

Now, when I say it was the best blowjob ever I mean that it was one of those things that happens to all those cool guys you knew in school. It wasn’t so much how she actually did it, but the setting that it was performed in. It was one of those things that made this particular blowjob skyrocket to the top of the list of number one things to have happen to you in your entire life. I seriously doubt that anything will ever top this moment.

So, this best blowjob ever happened in the bathroom. I went in to put some eye drops in as my friend has a cat that I am allergic to and after a few minutes she followed me in. She never said a single word to me either, just took my hand and walked me to the toilet. I stood there wondering what she was doing when she put her finger against my lips and looked down to unzip my pants. She ran her hand inside and started to rub my dick making it rock hard. Then she pulled it out and got down on her knees.

I knew right there that this was going to be the best blowjob ever. She was working her tongue all over it and then slid her mouth over and my knees buckled. She took it all the way into the back of her mouth as I fell to the toilet and sat down. She never made a single sound and sucked me off like a pro. She even swallowed when I came in her mouth without a second thought. Then she got up, winked, and walked back out. I had to compose myself for a few minutes but when I got out there she was gone. I really wish she would have told me her name.

Those Over the Top Blowjob Movies

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Is it just me or are these blowjob movies getting a bit over the top anymore? It used to be that you could sit down and watch a beautiful woman sucking on a guys cock and get really excited about it. Now, you get that guy trying to ram it so far down her throat he could tell her if she had rectal cancer, and she spends half the movie spitting, drooling, and gagging on it. Where is the entertainment in all of that? Have we really gone that far down hill that guys are actually thinking this is exciting?

I like blowjob movies to be somewhat more seductive than a girl spiting all over some guys cock. That, to me, is just disgusting. There is nothing sexual about that at all. And trying to make her toss her lunch and making her gag is one sure way of me turning the movie off completely. I have NO need for that. Those movies should be made to have warnings on them. I almost lose it when I hear someone with a bad chest cold coughing; it’s really not needed in my sexual entertainment.

I want my blowjob movies to be seductive and sexual. I like watching a woman sliding her tongue all over it and gently pushing it into her mouth. That is the type of things that turns me on and makes me want to keep watching it. I like it when the girl doesn’t have slobber running off her chin, which just makes me wonder how she eats a bowl of soup in public. Does she slurp it straight from the bowl or does she just tip it up and let it run all over her face? I would much prefer she had some manners and used a spoon, personally.

So spare me your blowjob movies with women and men who know absolutely fuck all about what a real blowjob is like. Gagging and forcing your cock down her throat is not pleasant to me, or her more than likely, and you are just showing everyone how rude and moronic you are being. It takes talent and skill to make it look good and movies like that just show how much talent and skill is lacking into today’s sex entertainment industry. It really is a shame that more guys won’t wake up and come to realize these things. If they did, maybe we could get this crap taken off the internet.

The Only Thing Better than Free Blowjob Movies is Free Blowjobs

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Every guy likes blowjobs and, as such, every guy should enjoy watching free blowjob movies online. Nothing says it better than free, and getting to watch some hot horny women sucking on a nice big hard cock makes it even better in my book. That is what the internet is for after all, the free exchange of ideas and information. If those ideas and information includes a good blowjob once in awhile, well, I see nothing wrong with that in any way, shape or form. In fact, I would say that there should be more of it available from time to time.

So, when you are bored of reading all of those news sites out there, why not try a search for some free blowjob movies and see what you can get up to. Yes, the pun was intended in that one. I think that watching things like that helps most guys relax after a long stressful day, and we all know how stressful days have been in the recent years. Maybe if more guys sat at home watching porn online they wouldn’t be out there starting wars and other violence. That is just my opinion.

You will probably find quite a few free blowjob movies online when you do your search but you have to remember to be extra careful these days. The internet is a breeding ground for things that you really don’t want in your computer and, with the technology that is available today, it isn’t hard for someone to infect your system with some pretty nasty bugs. Make sure you aren’t just randomly clicking on things that pop up on some of these porn sites as you might regret it later when the computer tech guy tells you WHY you got infected with a virus.

Try to find sites that have free blowjob movies listed with a disclaimer that they have checked all the movies for viruses and other nasty things. If they are going to take the time to make sure all of the movies on their site are not infected, then you know they will take their work very seriously and that means your entertainment is guaranteed. This way you can sit back and enjoy yourself while watching your free movies and not have to worry about things that you really don’t want everyone knowing about getting out into the public. As I always say; safety first, play later!

The Paris Hilton Blowjob She Wanted Everyone to See

Some years ago there was a tape that hit the internet that had a Paris Hilton blowjob scene in it. Now you can say what you want about her as a person, but the scene was kind of interesting to watch. It wasn’t like all those other self made porn tapes that people put out and try to pass off as amateur. No, you could actually tell that this one was the real deal amateur type porn. It made you feel as though you were watching yourself in that tape.

The Paris Hilton blowjob tape was about as unrehearsed and simplistic as you could possibly get. And no, I am not talking about her acting abilities either, although her skill as an actress is pretty simplistic in and of itself. No, this tape reminded us all that even when you have all that money and fame, you are just as corny in bed as the rest of the population that tries to tape themselves. In fact, one could say it was the complete lack of talent that made this tape such a big thing in the media.

I have had a very hard time watching the entire Paris Hilton blowjob scene as I like to think that I have an ounce of decency left in me. I don’t mind watching porn or anything, but seeing her naked skinny ass sucking on some dork’s cock is just a bit more then I can handle, really. I think they should have stopped the tape and maybe went to a movie instead. Sex with Paris Hilton is not something that most civilized people would actually want to see anyway. If you are one of those that enjoyed watching it, then more power to you. You evidently have a stronger stomach for that sort of thing than I do.

If you find yourself interested in seeing the Paris Hilton blowjob, or as I call it, this downtrodden excuse for home made porn, then I am sure you can still find it online somewhere. It should be fairly easy to find as she released it a few years back as public domain or something. Guess her need to indulge her fans in the most god-awful way of giving a blowjob coincided with her need to buy more shoes. I’m sure she has made quite a bit of money on the selling of this piece of garbage. I, however, waited until it was FREE to watch.

Teen Blowjobs are TRUE Amateur

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There are few things in life that you can describe as pleasant anymore. One of these things is teen blowjobs. Yes, it’s a very pleasing thing to have a sexy teen giving you a blowjob and it’s even nicer to watch it happening to some other guy online. Just thinking about it makes most guys feel all jittery and warm inside, and that just makes them want it even more. There is nothing wrong with wanting that but you really need to be careful how you go about getting it.

There are quite a few sites online that have pictures and videos of teen blowjobs. These sites maintain that they are following the law and making sure that the teen girls are over the age of 18 and that is a very good thing in my opinion. But there are some sites that don’t offer this notice, and then you get caught with these pictures and movies on your computer and end up going to jail. This just proves that in order for you to enjoy your sexual entertainment you have to be extremely careful of where you are getting it from.

Once you have found a safe and reliable site to partake in your teen blowjobs entertainment, make sure that you are covered in the spyware and malware aspect of your computer. It is well known that sites like this are usually a grab bag of junk that can infect your computer. Taking some simple steps to secure yourself is always a good idea. It doesn’t even have to be porn sites anymore, either, as more and more malicious code is out there online. It’s just a safe idea to be careful no matter where you are online these days.

For most of us, teen blowjobs are strictly an online fantasy. We, for the most part, would not be able to find a teen girl that would be willing to give us a blowjob, so seeing them online is something we have to live with. It’s not all that bad, though, doing it this way as we don’t have to worry about people getting upset with the age difference or having to worry about what to wear when we go out clubbing with them on the weekends. All in all, it’s a good thing to use the internet for most of us older gentleman who enjoy those hot and sexy teen girls.

What’s All the Fuss about an Amateur Blowjob?

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First of all, ask yourself this question: Just what IS an amateur blowjob? Most guys would just assume that it’s a blowjob given by a chick who has not been doing it very long and who is still learning. In other words, she’s not a professional at it. Another thing that a few guys might think is that she is considered an amateur because she doesn’t get paid for it. She does it for free, or because she enjoys it, or both. Either way, everyone has their own definition of what amateur means. You probably do, too.

One way to think of an amateur blowjob is to compare it to the Olympics. When people take up a sport that they really enjoy, and they practice and practice until they are amazing at performing that sport, they make a choice. They can either go to the Olympics and compete against others from all over the world to win medals, fame and endorsements, or they can choose to turn professional. This means that they will get paid for performing their particular sport. They have gone from being an amateur to becoming a professional at what they do. Sometimes many people choose to do both. First they are amateurs and then they progress to being a professional.

Now they don’t actually HAVE an event in the Olympics for girls giving an amateur blowjob. But if they did, that would offer an explanation of just what an amateur is, no matter what their specialty is. Also, keep in mind that just because a girl may be an amateur, it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t know what she’s doing. Before you blow her off as not being any good, remember those Olympic champions who practice and practice. Give her a chance to show you just how good she can be.

When you get an amateur blowjob you may even be amazed to find that she is better than a professional that you had to pay to give you a blowjob. Think about that one for a minute. Could it be that the amateur actually CARES more about doing things just right and pleasing you? Maybe she wants you to remember her name later when you tell your buddies about the unbelievable blowjob you got for free the other night. She may be an amateur, but she will probably be a lot better and more enthusiastic than a pro.

Do You REALLY Want to Pay for Street Blowjobs?

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Street blowjobs are typically blowjobs that guys get in an alley, in their car parked on a side street, or just about anywhere that they are offered limited privacy. These blowjobs are usually performed by prostitutes. Men can pay different prices for these quick acts. Some are as cheap as $10 while others climb up to $25 or more. It seems to depend on just what city you are in and what part of that city you find yourself in. You might be able to even find a blowjob for as low as $5 depending on how bad the prostitute’s drug habit is.

If you find yourself in a desperate enough situation that you MUST consider even street blowjobs, you may want to think twice about it before giving into that urge. First of all, you never know what will happen when you decide to pay a hooker for some quick sex. You may even end up robbed, beaten up, with an STD, or dead. Again, take in your surroundings and try to make a clear decision on just how safe you feel propositioning for sex in that area. Most hookers who work the streets are not going to be of the high class variety. So take THAT into consideration as well.

Now, there are a few places where prostitution is legal and you would probably be perfectly fine in engaging in street blowjobs in those areas. These women tend to take pretty good care of themselves physically. This means that they typically do not have bad drug habits nor do they carry around annoying or deadly STDs. They feel a bit more free about what they do, therefore, they don’t feel embarrassed to seek out the type of medical care they need to do their jobs. In situations such as these, you can most likely seek out what you need with little concern for your safety.

Of course, it would be better if you could afford a lengthier encounter with an escort rather than just grabbing quick and cheap street blowjobs. Yes, they will get you off, but they will not leave you feeling anything except possibly not horny anymore. However, what if you ARE still horny even after the blowjob? That’s another problem when you pay for quick sex on the street. You don’t get seconds unless you pay for it, and sometimes, once just is not enough.



MILF Blowjobs: A Young Man’s Wet Dream

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There’s nothing like MILF blowjobs to fuel the fantasies of a young man, especially a young man who is still a virgin, or at least, MOSTLY a virgin. These fantasies can begin with something as simple as suddenly noticing just how hot your mother’s best friend is, or realizing that your girlfriend’s mother really has a great body for someone older. These may start simple enough but once they take hold, you can bet they are in place for a long time. They can close their eyes at night and immediately feel that hot wet mouth on their dicks.

Another thing about MILF blowjobs is that many times they actually DO happen to an unsuspecting, yet quite hopeful young man. Think of this scenario: An 18 year old guy is home for the summer from college and is out mowing his parents’ lawn. Their 45 year old female, and newly divorced neighbor, sees you out and waves you down. It seems that she needs HER lawn mowed, too, and will be happy to pay you. He can’t get done with his own yard and over to hers fast enough! Once he’s there and mowing, the next part gets really interesting.

Now, while this young man may NOT have been thinking about MILF blowjobs, he’s certainly thinking SOMETHING sexual because this woman is HOT! When she comes out and offers him something cold to drink, he readily takes it. So, it’s no surprise that when she invites him inside to cool off a bit in the air conditioning, he goes along obediently. She manages to maneuver this “innocent lamb” right into place for her particular brand of “slaughter.” Seated on her loveseat in the den, she asks him questions about himself, including the one about whether or not he has a girlfriend. And THAT’S where she gets him!

As she is talking about how sad it is that he and his girlfriend have recently broken up, he starts thinking about MILF blowjobs. She has her hand on his thigh as she talks about how lonely she has been since her divorce. Her hand climbs ever so slowly to his crotch. Suddenly, she’s on her knees between his legs, whipping out his very hard and throbbing cock, and wrapping her lips right around it. Now that young man is thinking only about how he hopes he doesn’t humiliate himself by cumming instantly!

Yeah, that sort of thing happens all the time. Doesn’t it?

What’s The Big Deal With a Blonde Blowjob?

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Think seriously for a minute about just what IS it with a blonde blowjob that is so much different and more special than from any other hair color on a woman? It doesn’t make a lot of sense that a blonde can give a superior blowjob just because she is blonde, now does it? There have been many myths perpetrated around blonde women over the years. They are super sexy, super silly, giggly, not always very smart (see some of the blonde jokes), are submissive, nymphos, and will do anything sexually that you want them to do.

The truth of the matter is that not all blondes are like that. In fact, most of them are not. There may be a superior blonde blowjob in your past, but you can bet that there are also many red haired and brunette blowjobs that will be JUST as good, if not better, than the one that blonde gave you. Most blondes are also NOT any sillier, gigglier, dumber, more submissive, or more nymphomanical than any woman of any other hair color. Most likely it’s simply a fantasy thing. Many men will not date or have sex with any woman unless she is a blonde. To be fair, though, there are also men who feel the same way about red heads and brunettes.

The big deal when it comes to getting a blonde blowjob is that it is mostly a big deal to the guy who is getting it. But, odds are, if that was a woman with red hair or black hair giving him that blowjob, he would still be loving it just as much. Some couples even do a little role playing in that the wife or girlfriend has many different wigs in all colors and shades. This actually works out quite well. The guy can request a hair color in a certain shade, or the woman can just surprise him. In this way, he gets to have a blowjob from a woman with any color hair that he’s in the mood for.

A blonde blowjob is most likely not any different, in reality, than a blowjob from a woman who may even be bald. But in the mind of this man, if he is really turned on by blonde women, it WILL be the best blowjob he’s ever had in his life. The mind is a tricky thing. It can give you the fantasy of your lifetime just by letting you think about it.

Mature Blowjob: Get It When You Can!

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For men who are experienced enough to know the difference, a mature blowjob is definitely the best kind available. It may be that these more mature women just adore cock, or it may be that they have had so much experience in giving blowjobs that they have become quite expert at it. Either way, most men who have had the pleasure of getting a blowjob from an older woman swear that it was the best one they have ever had. They also don’t seem to believe that they will ever get another better one anywhere else.

If you think back to when you were in high school or college and you got your first blowjob from your young girlfriend, it most likely couldn’t compare to a mature blowjob. You probably loved it because some chick was finally letting you put your dick in her mouth, but much later you realized that there is a definite technique involved when getting the perfect blowjob. Nine times out of ten, your girlfriend’s version was NOT topping the scale as perfect. Sure, you were grateful and all of that, but once you DID have the ultimate blowjob, you probably look back wondering what you thought all the fuss was about.

That first mature blowjob may have come to you from a neighbor, your mom’s best friend, or just someone you happened to meet all on your own. You probably noticed immediately that older women ADORE younger men, especially when they don’t have a ton of experience. They kind of like to see themselves as teachers, and in that spirit, they are quite eager to show you just what the perfect blowjob is supposed to feel like. They most likely will take your cock all the way into their mouths, reaching right back into their throats, all the while sucking with just the right amount of pressure.

Whatever their secret is, it’s safe to say that once you’ve been privy to a mature blowjob, you will most likely not ever want any other kind. Of course, you most likely won’t turn one down if it’s offered by a beautiful young lady, but you’ll be thinking the entire time she’s sucking your dick, that you could be having a blowjob from an older lady who REALLY knows how to give one. Something to remember, though, is that the beautiful young lady, who is enthusiastically sucking you right now, will one day BE one of those attractive AND experienced mature women who know how to give the perfect blowjob.